Listen, I’m not saying that I can predict the future, but I DO have exquisite taste in men!

Okay to be fair, I had a framed picture of @therealnoahwyle in my locker in high school, but still. I name dropped him in It’s a Shore Thing BEFORE @people picked him 🥰

#bookstagram #sexiestmanalive

A reminder as we go into this election season, from me and Bruce. Mostly Bruce, because he’s the one who said it. But I also got distracted and forgot to post the pics of me and him on the anniversary of the concert where they were taken last week. And because it’s important.

#vote

If NetGalley is your thing, have at it… 💫🛻🏖️⭐️🌊☀️

#bookstagram #netgalley #itsashorething

Oh, I’m sorry. Did you think the It’s a Shore Thing phone case was extra? *sips tea** Meet the latest addition.

*it’s actually coffee. Which I drink iced, out of a tumbler, year round because in my house, any open container is likely to end with a Nerf dart in it.

Also no, you can’t buy merch (I contractually can’t sell it), but I’ll have some fun giveaways soon!

#bookstagram #author

Warning: Objects in mirror are more extra than they appear.

Have you preordered your copy yet?

#bookstagram

I stand with Ukraine. 💙💛